I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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