As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
are you so shy because you have an std?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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