In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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