So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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