Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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