I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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