Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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