She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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