too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
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