i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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