i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
