he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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