The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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