well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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