...so i touched it.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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