What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
