redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Randomize
