would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
