At least make sure they are 18
Why
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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