She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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