And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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