Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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