we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
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