She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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