Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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