I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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