i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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