Whats the glycemic index on semen?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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