So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
i came on her dog
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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