I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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