This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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