covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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