yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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