What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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