I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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