called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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