Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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