My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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