Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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