Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
North Korea, Best Korea!
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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