i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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