Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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