Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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