found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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