How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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