i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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