Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
we should paint friendship bongs
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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