man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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