dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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