You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
May the power of my ass compel you!!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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