i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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