dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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