honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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